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I want you to know that your friendship mean's a lot to me. If we were on a sinking boat & there's only 1 lifejacket... I would really miss you. |
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Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you. Why should only I suffer! |
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either; just leave me alone. |
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St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, _ll_... Everything is incomplete without ‘U’ |
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If anyone praises you for your beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool you before April 1st. |
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Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut - Just think about Me! |
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Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy! |
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Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. |
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Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending me to all. Thank You! |
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Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to change it... |
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Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Meaning of GFEDCBA : Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Boy Again. |
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed! |
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Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich. |
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Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked. |
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy. |
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When I send SMS to you, it doesn't mean that you have to do the same... You can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques are also accepted. |
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People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work... make less mistakes,
People who do no work... make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes... get promoted. |
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In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana? |
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say No to Exams. |
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A - You are Attractive
B - You are the Best
C - You are Cute
D - You are Dear to me
E - You are Excellent
F - You are Funny
G - You are Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I’m
J - JOKING |
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